YOU WORK HARD IN SCHOOL…
YOU’VE PROVED YOUR WORTHINESS…
YOUR A LITTLE DOWN ON THE GREEN STUFF…(not that green stuff)
FOOD ON CAMPUS IS EXPENSIVE…( and you’ve always got the munchies)
YOUR PARENTS STOPPED SENDING YOU CASH!
DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT YOU COVERED!
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This guy liked our Student Lounge prices so much he decided to become a professional student. Naturally, we don;t want you to follow in his footsteps. (Old guys look weird in school)
But you get the idea. Follow his idea and take advantage of our Special 50 cents a print and you’ll never have to waste your valuable gaming time looking for t-shirts for your next event or sorority thingy doohickey majiger again.
Some of the Universities National Sportswear Prints and Embroiders for
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This is where that guy on the radio who speaks a thousand words a minute comes in…. we take no responsibility if you become so addicted to our low 50 cent prices that you remain in college until you wake up one day and realize your dorm room became an old age retirement home, all your friends have moved on, become doctors and lawyers, have families and even great grand children. And the dusty old reflection of a person with cobwebs hanging from the nose and squiggly old grey hair is “NOT” rip van winkle, but it is you!
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